MeettheQueenoftheSouthSeas.Asexuallyvoraciousgoddess,sheluresyoungmentohercastleand,iftheyfailtosatisfyherdemands,killsthemfasterthanyoucansay'vaginadentata',leavingherhandmaidenstodis oseofthecastratedremains…　　OnenighttheQueenmeetshermatch.Her ria icsuitorsnatchesthesnakethatisthesourceofher owerfrombetweenherthighs–causingittotransformintoakrisfasterthanyoucansay'blatantsymbolism'–anddemandsthatshesubmittobehiswifeascustoma arentlydictates.TheQueen,however,refuses,swearsrevengeontheman'sancestorsand lungesintotheseatocommunewithevil…　　Fastforward100orsoyearsandweareintroducedtoTanya(KristiannaLoken,erBarbaraAnneConstable),anforeignanthro ologystudentresearchingthelegendoftheSouthSeasQueenforherthesis.Shechartersaboat,goesdivingandinex licablywindsu s readeagledonagiant-sizebedintheQueen'sundersealairtothenbe enetratedbythemagicsnake- hallus.　　Afewdayslater–theboathavingbeenlostatseainasudden,inex licablestorm–thenow-reincarnatedQueen/TanyarisesfromtheseaA hrodite-like(thoughthat'ssurelyanethnocentricdescri tion;whynotA hroditerosefromtheseaNyaiLoroKidul-likeafterallhethensaysinaboutofself-criticism)anddis osesofacou leofdrunks,therebyequi ingherselfwithtightleathersandsomefirearmswithaseeminglyendlesssu lyofammunition…　　Fromhereonit's rettymucharehashofTheTerminatorastheSeaQueengoesafterErica,asingerwhoisthedescendantofhersuitor.PolicemanMax(Christo herJ.Hart)andhisbuddiesrescueEricafromadiscomassacre–cuethe"Comewithmeifyouwanttolive"line–andtakehertothestationfor rotection.NaturallyLadyTerminatorarrivesandshootsthe laceu ,butEricaandhernewloveinterestmanagetoesca e.A rotractedseriesofchases,shootoutsandex losionsensueuntil,finally,Maxandco.faceoffagainstthenow-ZombielikeLadyTerminator,com letewitheyesshotinglaserbeams…　　IsLadyTerminatoragoodfilm?Doyoureallyneedmetosayno?.Onelaughsatthefilmratherthanwithit,whetheritbethefashionsandhairstyles–snowwashedjeansandmulletsanyone?–thero eyeffects;theoverlyintrusiveanddecidedlycheesysynthscore;shoehorninginofTerminator-ismsaswhentheotherwiseall-butindestructibleQueenremovesandthenreinsertsadamagedeye;or–firstamongequals–theoftenludicrous ost-syncheddialogue:　　Max:Wehavethreeverydeadbodieshere…　　Otherco #1:Veryinteresting.Itsayshereallthreeoftheseguysdiedwiththeircocksbittenoff.Couldbeasmallanimal.　　Otherco #2:There ortsaysaneel.Aneelondryland?I'veheardoftheultimateblowjobbut,uh,thisistoomuch　　Max:Obviouslydonebythesame erson.Butwhy?What'shisorhermotive?　　Otherco #1:Howcanahumanbeingdothis?　　Otherco #2:Well,veryeasily.Firstyoutaketheir antsoff…　　(Notethatthisscenewas recededbyotherwise ointlessdialogueabouteatinghotdogs–saynomore…)　　ThusLadyTerminatorisanenjoyablefilm,inthat"sobadit'sgood"waythatalmosttranscendsrationalanalysis.Itisalsoevident,however,thatthefilm-makersbelievedinwhattheyweredoingand,withoutcondescencion,soughttodothebesttheycould,injectingenergyandstyleintothe roceedingsand uttingtheirmoneyonthescreen.Plus,it'salsoworthrememberinghowTheTerminatordoesn'texactlyalwaysshineinthemake-u andFXde artmentseither,aswiththewayAhnuld'sheadgetsbroaderratherthannarrowerasthefilm rogressesandhisinnerroboticsareex osed,orthat ainfullyobviousmatte aintingofthecomingdesertstormattheend.　　Itisalsoaninterestingfilm.ThefusionoftraditionalIndonesianmythandwesternscience-fictionmayneverquitecomeoff,butthecollisionofculturesandideasatleast rovides lentyoffoodforthought,withwhatisrelativelychasematerialbycom arisionwithwesterntrashcinemastandards–onethinksofLinaRomay'snotdissimilarfemmecatastricesinJessFranco'sFemaleVam ireandDorianaGreyortheoutright ornoofTheS erimator–butwhichwouldseemtohave ushedtheboundariesasfarastheIndonesianauthortieswereconcerned,withthefilmhavinga arentlybeenbannedintheterritoryatone oint.　　Yetthetem tationisoftentooveranalyse,asifbyofjustification:OnecouldwellimaginesomegrandLegendoftheSevenGoldenVam iresstylethesiswherebytheanthro ologistbecomesemblematicofwesternim erialism, ur ortingtobeinterestedinunderstandingnativeculturebutreallyonlyim osingherexistingdefinitionsu onitasOther,withher ossessiontherebyasomewhatjustifiableindigenousres onsetothishubris.SuchareadingwouldthendoubtlesscontinuewiththefigureofMaxasinstrumentalindefeatingtheSeaQueeninsavingErikaassym tomaticofa aradoxicalcounter osingstatementtotheeffectthatIndonesianscannotdowithouttheirwesternallies–anddoubtlessthewholethingwouldthenbereadasacodedcritiqueand/orendorsementoftheSuhartoregime,de endingonthes in.　　Themore rosaictruth,however,issurelythatthe resenceofthewesternerswasfirstandforemostameansofenhancingLadyTerminator'soffice otentialontheex ortmarket–atestamenttoculturalim erialismitself,tobesure,buthardlyonethatrequiresintellectualgymnastics.　　Andthis,ultimately,ishowandwhyLadyTerminatorworks:It'safilmwhosegoalisto leaseitsdiverseaudiencesandintowhichanythingandeverythingthatmightaccom lishthisaimhasbeenthrown,regardlessofhowwellthoseingredients(andtheirres ectiveaudiences)reallygotogether.　　Thankfully,thecocktailtastesgood–albeitinabadtasteway–andhasthedesiredstu efyingeffect…　　htt ://www.kinocite.co.uk/17/1728. h 《女终结者》的观看地址： http://www.wxszxjh.com/sp/l5RVM4bGB406.html由西瓜电影网提供,欢迎转发分享！