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类型:韩国电影
主演:Barbara Anne Constable Christopher
语言:印尼语
年代:未知
简介: MeettheQueenoftheSouthSeas.Asexuallyvoraciousgoddess,sheluresyoungmentohercastleand,iftheyfailtosatisfyherdemands,killsthemfasterthanyoucansay'vaginadentata',leavingherhandmaidenstodis oseofthecastratedremains… OnenighttheQueenmeetshermatch.Her ria icsuitorsnatchesthesnakethatisthesourceofher owerfrombetweenherthighs–causingittotransformintoakrisfasterthanyoucansay'blatantsymbolism'–anddemandsthatshesubmittobehiswifeascustoma arentlydictates.TheQueen,however,refuses,swearsrevengeontheman'sancestorsand lungesintotheseatocommunewithevil… Fastforward100orsoyearsandweareintroducedtoTanya(KristiannaLoken,erBarbaraAnneConstable),anforeignanthro ologystudentresearchingthelegendoftheSouthSeasQueenforherthesis.Shechartersaboat,goesdivingandinex licablywindsu s readeagledonagiant-sizebedintheQueen'sundersealairtothenbe enetratedbythemagicsnake- hallus. Afewdayslater–theboathavingbeenlostatseainasudden,inex licablestorm–thenow-reincarnatedQueen/TanyarisesfromtheseaA hrodite-like(thoughthat'ssurelyanethnocentricdescri tion;whynotA hroditerosefromtheseaNyaiLoroKidul-likeafterallhethensaysinaboutofself-criticism)anddis osesofacou leofdrunks,therebyequi ingherselfwithtightleathersandsomefirearmswithaseeminglyendlesssu lyofammunition… Fromhereonit's rettymucharehashofTheTerminatorastheSeaQueengoesafterErica,asingerwhoisthedescendantofhersuitor.PolicemanMax(Christo herJ.Hart)andhisbuddiesrescueEricafromadiscomassacre–cuethe"Comewithmeifyouwanttolive"line–andtakehertothestationfor rotection.NaturallyLadyTerminatorarrivesandshootsthe laceu ,butEricaandhernewloveinterestmanagetoesca e.A rotractedseriesofchases,shootoutsandex losionsensueuntil,finally,Maxandco.faceoffagainstthenow-ZombielikeLadyTerminator,com letewitheyesshotinglaserbeams… IsLadyTerminatoragoodfilm?Doyoureallyneedmetosayno?.Onelaughsatthefilmratherthanwithit,whetheritbethefashionsandhairstyles–snowwashedjeansandmulletsanyone?–thero eyeffects;theoverlyintrusiveanddecidedlycheesysynthscore;shoehorninginofTerminator-ismsaswhentheotherwiseall-butindestructibleQueenremovesandthenreinsertsadamagedeye;or–firstamongequals–theoftenludicrous ost-syncheddialogue: Max:Wehavethreeverydeadbodieshere… Otherco #1:Veryinteresting.Itsayshereallthreeoftheseguysdiedwiththeircocksbittenoff.Couldbeasmallanimal. Otherco #2:There ortsaysaneel.Aneelondryland?I'veheardoftheultimateblowjobbut,uh,thisistoomuch Max:Obviouslydonebythesame erson.Butwhy?What'shisorhermotive? Otherco #1:Howcanahumanbeingdothis? Otherco #2:Well,veryeasily.Firstyoutaketheir antsoff… (Notethatthisscenewas recededbyotherwise ointlessdialogueabouteatinghotdogs–saynomore…) ThusLadyTerminatorisanenjoyablefilm,inthat"sobadit'sgood"waythatalmosttranscendsrationalanalysis.Itisalsoevident,however,thatthefilm-makersbelievedinwhattheyweredoingand,withoutcondescencion,soughttodothebesttheycould,injectingenergyandstyleintothe roceedingsand uttingtheirmoneyonthescreen.Plus,it'salsoworthrememberinghowTheTerminatordoesn'texactlyalwaysshineinthemake-u andFXde artmentseither,aswiththewayAhnuld'sheadgetsbroaderratherthannarrowerasthefilm rogressesandhisinnerroboticsareex osed,orthat ainfullyobviousmatte aintingofthecomingdesertstormattheend. Itisalsoaninterestingfilm.ThefusionoftraditionalIndonesianmythandwesternscience-fictionmayneverquitecomeoff,butthecollisionofculturesandideasatleast rovides lentyoffoodforthought,withwhatisrelativelychasematerialbycom arisionwithwesterntrashcinemastandards–onethinksofLinaRomay'snotdissimilarfemmecatastricesinJessFranco'sFemaleVam ireandDorianaGreyortheoutright ornoofTheS erimator–butwhichwouldseemtohave ushedtheboundariesasfarastheIndonesianauthortieswereconcerned,withthefilmhavinga arentlybeenbannedintheterritoryatone oint. Yetthetem tationisoftentooveranalyse,asifbyofjustification:OnecouldwellimaginesomegrandLegendoftheSevenGoldenVam iresstylethesiswherebytheanthro ologistbecomesemblematicofwesternim erialism, ur ortingtobeinterestedinunderstandingnativeculturebutreallyonlyim osingherexistingdefinitionsu onitasOther,withher ossessiontherebyasomewhatjustifiableindigenousres onsetothishubris.SuchareadingwouldthendoubtlesscontinuewiththefigureofMaxasinstrumentalindefeatingtheSeaQueeninsavingErikaassym tomaticofa aradoxicalcounter osingstatementtotheeffectthatIndonesianscannotdowithouttheirwesternallies–anddoubtlessthewholethingwouldthenbereadasacodedcritiqueand/orendorsementoftheSuhartoregime,de endingonthes in. Themore rosaictruth,however,issurelythatthe resenceofthewesternerswasfirstandforemostameansofenhancingLadyTerminator'soffice otentialontheex ortmarket–atestamenttoculturalim erialismitself,tobesure,buthardlyonethatrequiresintellectualgymnastics. Andthis,ultimately,ishowandwhyLadyTerminatorworks:It'safilmwhosegoalisto leaseitsdiverseaudiencesandintowhichanythingandeverythingthatmightaccom lishthisaimhasbeenthrown,regardlessofhowwellthoseingredients(andtheirres ectiveaudiences)reallygotogether. Thankfully,thecocktailtastesgood–albeitinabadtasteway–andhasthedesiredstu efyingeffect… htt ://www.kinocite.co.uk/17/1728. h